Smallest Resignation Letter

Many of us are suffering from notice period related problems, there are many ways to save..

Resignation Letter:

1) Hello Boss,

I love your wife

Thank You

2) Hello Boss,

I am getting frustrated, doctor told me to get RELEASE from tension
Otherwise I can destroy project related data.

3)
Sir,

Please tell you daughter to stop going for lunch with me. I am tired of paying :(.

4)
Sir,
I resigned, good offer for you.. Release me to know more..

5) To Project Manager BCC : HR(female).

Sir,
Please sir don't give us reasons like us HR ko thode din aur....... .
I am descent person..

And some warning

1)

Sir,
Your wife is always asking for pay slips. Should I .. or you are accepting my resignation.


2)

Sir,
Please accept my resignation then I will tell you your wife's latest crush..


After many days :
Its u :)

A father put his three year old daughter to bed,
told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying
"God bless Mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa."

The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?"
The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to
do."

The next day grandpa died.

The father thought it was a strange coincidence.

A few months later the father put the girl to bed and
listened to her prayers, which went like this:
"God bless Mommy, God Bless daddy and good-bye grandma."

The next day the grandmother died.

Oh my god, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side.

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say,
"God bless Mommy and good-bye daddy."

He practically went into shock.
He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his
office.
He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock.
He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay.
He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day
he stayed there,
looking at his watch and jumping at every sound.

Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.

When he got home his wife said
"I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?"
He said "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my
life."

She said "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened
HERE.

He asked "What"??????

She said "This morning our neighbour James suddenly died."

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