Smallest Resignation Letter

Many of us are suffering from notice period related problems, there are many ways to save..

Resignation Letter:

1) Hello Boss,

I love your wife

Thank You

2) Hello Boss,

I am getting frustrated, doctor told me to get RELEASE from tension
Otherwise I can destroy project related data.

3)
Sir,

Please tell you daughter to stop going for lunch with me. I am tired of paying :(.

4)
Sir,
I resigned, good offer for you.. Release me to know more..

5) To Project Manager BCC : HR(female).

Sir,
Please sir don't give us reasons like us HR ko thode din aur....... .
I am descent person..

And some warning

1)

Sir,
Your wife is always asking for pay slips. Should I .. or you are accepting my resignation.


2)

Sir,
Please accept my resignation then I will tell you your wife's latest crush..


After many days :
Its u :)

A father put his three year old daughter to bed,
told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying
"God bless Mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa."

The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?"
The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to
do."

The next day grandpa died.

The father thought it was a strange coincidence.

A few months later the father put the girl to bed and
listened to her prayers, which went like this:
"God bless Mommy, God Bless daddy and good-bye grandma."

The next day the grandmother died.

Oh my god, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side.

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say,
"God bless Mommy and good-bye daddy."

He practically went into shock.
He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his
office.
He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock.
He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay.
He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day
he stayed there,
looking at his watch and jumping at every sound.

Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.

When he got home his wife said
"I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?"
He said "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my
life."

She said "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened
HERE.

He asked "What"??????

She said "This morning our neighbour James suddenly died."

how can u identify a sardar in a classroom?

try

try

think....

very simple

just see

who is erasing notes when teacher is erasing blackboard

ABSOLUTELY FRESH JOKES 1: FIRST TIME IN THE WORLD

In many cases,
MAN who don't have any wife is the happiest person of the world.
MAN who is married is the person full with sorrow.
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Study says that even getting happier more than expected is very bad for health. So
LETS MAKE GURLZ as GIRLFRIENDS!
Little sorrow more happiness ;)

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In many regions of the world.Many people use to do things in advance.
HEIGHT OF DOING THING IN ADVANCE!
Sam: Why do you think should we make marriage of RAVI and SEEMA.
JAM: YA! I am thinking about it!
SAM: Ya! But it depends! u got a female baby. I hope best to get a male baby. To get married by your new baby.
Lets hope for the best! So marriage will be around 2035.
JAM: WHY SO LATE FRIEND.
SAM: I NEED SOME TIME TO FIND A GIRL AND GET MARRIED AND THEN ATLEAST 2-3 YEAR TO SETTLE DOWN THEN WE WILL THINK ABOUT A BABY!!

AWARD WINNING JOKE

This particular joke won an award for the best joke competition organized in Britain

Banta Singh walks into a bar in London and ordered 3-glasses of beer and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more. The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass; it would taste better if you buy one at a time."

Banta Singh replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Dubai, the other in Canada and I'm here in London. When they left home, we promised that we'll drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there. Banta Singh became a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders 3-Beers and drinks them in turn.

One day, he came in and ordered only 2-Beers All the other regulars notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says," I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my sincere condolences on your great loss. " Banta Singh looked confused for a moment, then he laughs .... "Oh, no," he, said, "Everyone's fine - both my brothers are alive" . " The only thing is ...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................! ............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................! ...................................................................... ...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
...................................................................................................................................................................... I just quit drinking"!!!

Santa Vs Banta

Santa singh: Can u spell a word tht has more than 1000 letters in it?
Banta singh: Post office.
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Why does a Banta keep empty beer bottles in his fridge?
They're there for those who don't drink.
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How Does Santa Cheated the Railways??
He buys the ticket but doesn't travel !!!!!!!!
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One day Santa talking with his friend Banta.......
Santa: We have to learn Telugu within 6 months or we
will not be able to communicate with my child.
Banta: Is it! Why?
Santa: We have adopted a telugu child and it will
start to speak after 6 months.

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Jasmeet Kaur watched her husband Santa Singh searching
high and low, all over the living room.

She asked him: "What are you so frantically searching?"
Santa: "Hidden cameras!"
Jasmeet: "And what makes you think there are hidden cameras here?"
Santa:"Or else, every few minutes, how is that guy on
television saying ....'You are watching the Star World channel'? "How can
he know what I am watching?"