In many cases,
MAN who don't have any wife is the happiest person of the world.
MAN who is married is the person full with sorrow.
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Study says that even getting happier more than expected is very bad for health. So
LETS MAKE GURLZ as GIRLFRIENDS!
Little sorrow more happiness ;)
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In many regions of the world.Many people use to do things in advance.
HEIGHT OF DOING THING IN ADVANCE!
Sam: Why do you think should we make marriage of RAVI and SEEMA.
JAM: YA! I am thinking about it!
SAM: Ya! But it depends! u got a female baby. I hope best to get a male baby. To get married by your new baby.
Lets hope for the best! So marriage will be around 2035.
JAM: WHY SO LATE FRIEND.
SAM: I NEED SOME TIME TO FIND A GIRL AND GET MARRIED AND THEN ATLEAST 2-3 YEAR TO SETTLE DOWN THEN WE WILL THINK ABOUT A BABY!!
Wednesday, December 20, 2006
Thursday, December 14, 2006
AWARD WINNING JOKE
This particular joke won an award for the best joke competition organized in Britain
Banta Singh walks into a bar in London and ordered 3-glasses of beer and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more. The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass; it would taste better if you buy one at a time."
Banta Singh replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Dubai, the other in Canada and I'm here in London. When they left home, we promised that we'll drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there. Banta Singh became a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders 3-Beers and drinks them in turn.
One day, he came in and ordered only 2-Beers All the other regulars notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says," I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my sincere condolences on your great loss. " Banta Singh looked confused for a moment, then he laughs .... "Oh, no," he, said, "Everyone's fine - both my brothers are alive" . " The only thing is ...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................! ............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................! ...................................................................... ...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
...................................................................................................................................................................... I just quit drinking"!!!
Banta Singh walks into a bar in London and ordered 3-glasses of beer and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more. The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass; it would taste better if you buy one at a time."
Banta Singh replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Dubai, the other in Canada and I'm here in London. When they left home, we promised that we'll drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there. Banta Singh became a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders 3-Beers and drinks them in turn.
One day, he came in and ordered only 2-Beers All the other regulars notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says," I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my sincere condolences on your great loss. " Banta Singh looked confused for a moment, then he laughs .... "Oh, no," he, said, "Everyone's fine - both my brothers are alive" . " The only thing is ...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................! ............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................! ...................................................................... ...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
...................................................................................................................................................................... I just quit drinking"!!!
Santa Vs Banta
Santa singh: Can u spell a word tht has more than 1000 letters in it?
Banta singh: Post office.
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Why does a Banta keep empty beer bottles in his fridge?
They're there for those who don't drink.
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How Does Santa Cheated the Railways??
He buys the ticket but doesn't travel !!!!!!!!
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One day Santa talking with his friend Banta.......
Santa: We have to learn Telugu within 6 months or we
will not be able to communicate with my child.
Banta: Is it! Why?
Santa: We have adopted a telugu child and it will
start to speak after 6 months.
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Jasmeet Kaur watched her husband Santa Singh searching
high and low, all over the living room.
She asked him: "What are you so frantically searching?"
Santa: "Hidden cameras!"
Jasmeet: "And what makes you think there are hidden cameras here?"
Santa:"Or else, every few minutes, how is that guy on
television saying ....'You are watching the Star World channel'? "How can
he know what I am watching?"
Banta singh: Post office.
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Why does a Banta keep empty beer bottles in his fridge?
They're there for those who don't drink.
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How Does Santa Cheated the Railways??
He buys the ticket but doesn't travel !!!!!!!!
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One day Santa talking with his friend Banta.......
Santa: We have to learn Telugu within 6 months or we
will not be able to communicate with my child.
Banta: Is it! Why?
Santa: We have adopted a telugu child and it will
start to speak after 6 months.
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Jasmeet Kaur watched her husband Santa Singh searching
high and low, all over the living room.
She asked him: "What are you so frantically searching?"
Santa: "Hidden cameras!"
Jasmeet: "And what makes you think there are hidden cameras here?"
Santa:"Or else, every few minutes, how is that guy on
television saying ....'You are watching the Star World channel'? "How can
he know what I am watching?"
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