Wednesday, December 20, 2006

ABSOLUTELY FRESH JOKES 1: FIRST TIME IN THE WORLD

In many cases,
MAN who don't have any wife is the happiest person of the world.
MAN who is married is the person full with sorrow.
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Study says that even getting happier more than expected is very bad for health. So
LETS MAKE GURLZ as GIRLFRIENDS!
Little sorrow more happiness ;)

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In many regions of the world.Many people use to do things in advance.
HEIGHT OF DOING THING IN ADVANCE!
Sam: Why do you think should we make marriage of RAVI and SEEMA.
JAM: YA! I am thinking about it!
SAM: Ya! But it depends! u got a female baby. I hope best to get a male baby. To get married by your new baby.
Lets hope for the best! So marriage will be around 2035.
JAM: WHY SO LATE FRIEND.
SAM: I NEED SOME TIME TO FIND A GIRL AND GET MARRIED AND THEN ATLEAST 2-3 YEAR TO SETTLE DOWN THEN WE WILL THINK ABOUT A BABY!!

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